Our customers are our top priority here at D&B. So to help make sure that we have the products you want in our stores and ready for you, our IT department (Jeremy, Ron, and Joe) has invented a new warehouse teleporter using off-the-shelf military surplus, an old microwave oven, and duct tape.

This prototype teleportation device uses a technique called photon wrangling to programmatically deconstruct products at an atomic level and transmit the resulting matter via shortwave radio to any of our stores from Pendleton, Oregon to Twin Falls, Idaho. In fact, because the boys used a radio as the receiver, you can actually tune in your favorite country radio station during the teleportation process.

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